Caption - Wedding Mugshot

Yahoo News Photos ^ | 8/19/03

[Enterprise]

"Swam out to meet 10,000 ships maybe"

I think she became confused. They told her they wanted her to be the bow head on 10,000 ships and she gave head on 10,000 ships.

[AppyPappy]

Three words: Liz Grub Man

[1Old Pro]

What a catch. Let me fill in the blanks:
Home Address: Dusty Road Trailer Court
Vehicle: 1978 Harley Davidson
Maid of Honor: Her half sister
Flower Girl: Her sister's daughter, aka her Father's granddaughter

[Enterprise]

"I wonder where the groom was during this? Passed out in the bushes?"

He was passed out in the bridesmaids bush.

[bc2]

I'm pretty heavily tattooed, and I don't even mind girls with tattoos, but not ghetto looking prison style tattoos such as this girl's... and if you only have a few tattoos, by God wear a wedding dress that covers 'em up!

[vin-one]

I think she's kinda cute,
maybe she would like to split a 40 with me
I bet she parties hardy.....

[cajungirl]

Well, I think the stress of the wedding got to her. You know all those rice bags to sew, the showers, the something old something new routine, the bridesmaids little upscale luncheon, the stress of the invitations {engraved or laser printed}, the wording of the invites, the vows, the music, the readings, the flowers, the rehearsal dinner, wine selections,,it just puts a girl in a bad mood, plus maybe pms is a factor here! All in all, I am glad she is not my daughter in law or daughter.

[Straight Vermonter]

No the flowergirl was her own 5 year old.

[meanie monster]

If beauty is only skin deep, someone should flip her ugly ass inside out!

[familyofman]

Kinda looks a bit like Alfred E. Newman - after gender-change operation.

Who's her Daddy?

[Seamus Mc Gillicuddy]

Who the heck is that?

[MediaMole]

Just some pathetic woman arrested many times over a decade. Serves as an example of this bride's future.

[Enterprise]

LOL!! Very funny post!!

[najida]

Next week on E-bay, look for:

"2003, White Wedding Dress,
Venice lace, seed pearls, sweet-heart neckline.
Blood stains, finger-print ink and bourbon splashes can be removed at cleaners"

[Loyalist]

My, my! What will they say in the society pages?

[Seamus Mc Gillicuddy]

Something tells me the bride isn't a resident of Southern Fairfield County....but then again..they had Alex Kelly.

[reagan_fanatic]

Wow, whatta babe!

I'll bet she's a real 'mullet magnet'!

[Charles Henrickson]

I don't think this is the face that launched 10,000 ships.

More like:

The face that launched a thousand quips.

[Spok]

I can't place the face, but the tattoo is familiar.

Calamity Jane?

[Enterprise]

"I'll bet she's a real 'mullet magnet'!"

Hmmmm. Interesting observation. I'll have to mullet over.