Correction "it is a tale told by a person with learning disabilities, full of sound and fury, signifying unique communication strategies.
More Shakespeare modernized for contemporary PoMo sensibilities:
"Good night, sweet person of monarchical descent, and flights of socio-religious semiotic icons sing thee to thy rest"
"Some are born great, some achieve greatness, but most are priveleged oppressors of the ruling phallocentric patriarchy"
"Let me have men and/or women and/or transgendered about me that are differentially-sized,
Persons of diverse hair, and such as are victims of sleep disorders.
Yond Cassius has a look of improper nutrition;
He thinks too much: such persons are at-risk..."
(F = Freaking)