To: Congressman Billybob
Texans for sale or rent,
Rooms way more than fifty cents,
Satellite, heated pool, and pets...
No one here but us Democrats.
Less than two hours of turbo zoom
Buys our safe seats some breathing room
We're Texas legislators...Kings of the road.
Southwest Flight 902
Destination, ABQ
New spiffy shirts and shoes
We don't pay no union dues.
We smoke Cohibas we just "found"
Short, but pretty big around.
We're Texas legislators...Kings of the road.
We know every stew on every plane
All of their children, and all of their names.
And every party hack in every town
And every lock that's open when the Pubs ain't around...
We're just Texans for sale or rent,
Rooms way more than fifty cents,
Satellite, heated pool, even pets...
No one here but us Democrats.
Less than two hours of turbo zoom
Buys our safe seats some breathing room
We're Texas legislators...Kings of the road.
23 posted on
08/17/2003 9:04:28 PM PDT by
RichInOC
("Dang ya, dang ya, they oughta take a rope and hang ya, hang ya from the highest treeeee...")
To: RichInOC
LOL!
41 posted on
08/18/2003 7:28:15 AM PDT by
MaryFromMichigan
( If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?)
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