[kidd]

Who built the pyramids?
ELVIS!

- Mojo Nixon, "Elvis is Everywhere"

[tet68]

Ed Wood, an expert on yeasts and sourdoughs,
........with local, wild yeasts from Giza, captured by Ed, who has devoted much of his life to the study of wild yeasts and the sourdoughs made from them.

And all this time he was making B movies in Hollywood
and wearing a dress.

[rogue yam]

Who built the pyramids?

ELVIS!

- Mojo Nixon, "Elvis is Everywhere"

Thanks kidd. I saw the title of this thread and scanned it to make sure someone printed the truth!