Terry (Reebok's Terry Tate) Announces Candidacy In California Recall Election

Reebok ^ | 8.15.03

[mhking]

Terry Announces Candidacy In California Recall Election As the league leading Office Linebacker for four years running, "Terrible" Terry Tate possesses the vision, the experience, and the unique ability "to bring the pain up in this humpy-bumpy" that California so desperately needs. Terry promises to end partisan gridlock by knocking some fiscal sense into the corporate lobbyists, career bureaucrats, and partisan politicians who are at the heart of the problem: "I'm the type of player that player haters hate to play - cause I'm 100% heart baby, all day, every day." Once elected, Mr. Tate will tackle white collar crime: "Ya'll suckah's who don't pay taxes and hang out on your Gucci yachts? With Triple T in charge, you know you gonna get caught." Terry also commits himself to reducing overcrowding at schools, improving air quality, and eliminating "long-[expletive] coffee breaks - five minutes tops, or ya'll gonna get clocked." And despite the risk inherent in being the top executive of the state, Terry stands alone among leading candidates in his pledge to realize the hopes and dreams of the voters of California without taking a vacation or a sick day. "Playin' hurt? Baby that don't phase me. The only pain I got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is." Most importantly, a vote for Terry Tate is a vote for a better future for California's children, families, and businesses: "I'm gonna govern the [expletive] out of this state. Believe that, California." Visit terrytate.reebok.com now.

[mhking]

Just damn.

If you want on the new list, FReepmail me. This IS a high-volume PING list...

[Scutter]

I love the Terry Tate videos, but I was a little disappointed by the "yacht" comment. As we all know, those folks on the yachts are paying WAY more than their "fair share" of the tax burden.

[abt87]

Unless he means Ken Lay and Andy Fastow..Terry...THE FREEP TRAINS COMIN...WAHH WOOO!

[secret garden]

1-2-ping-a-roo!

[hoot2]

"promises to end partisan gridlock by knocking some fiscal sense into the corporate lobbyists, career bureaucrats, and partisan politicians who are at the heart of the problem"

partisan? this is a one party state...
b.s., willie the brown will eat his lunch

[ConservativeMan55]

Exactly. When I hear him say something about kicking people off welfare, then I'll listen.

[lorrainer]

Well, he's got some business experience, anyway. Wasn't he Darrin's boss? ;o)