I'll always remember that the "hero" checked out of Graceland and the surrounding world while sitting on a gold crapper reading a book whuch claimed to prove that Jesus was an alien from outer space!
I always remember the skit Howard Stern did about Elvis. It was Howard "channeling" Elvis from heaven, with the hillbilly accent and stuff.
In the middle of sentences he would suddently blurt out "Get me a demerol" and "Ohh, my momma had a gobbler on her like a turkey. Hey, somebody get me a turkey sandwich"
Trust me it sounded much better and fall down hilarious when you heard it first hand.