[redheadtoo]

My father had a telamarketer tell him that he had won a prize. My father said, "Thank you," and hung up. The flustered telemarker called back to say, "Sir, I'm not finished yet!"

[Normal4me]

I had one call me about waterproofing my basement. I let him go on with the whole speach before informing him that I lived in Florida.....seven feet above SEA LEVEL! Sadly, he was deeply dissapointed.