1. Thou shalt not utter the word "fag" unless thou beist a fag.
2. Thou shalt not place any references to any religion in any public place, even it be a shopping mall or city park.
3. Thou shalt not wear a garment espousing that the covenant of marriage belongeth only to one man and one woman, lest one deviant taketh offense.
4. It shall be the law of the land that freedom of speech meaneth the naked dancing of women with poles; emporiums offering for sale every manner of filth, and "Gay Pride Parades" with false nuns humping one another.
5. Thou shalt not understand that free speech alloweth one to wear religious symbols unto the state workplace, or that a teacher may have a Bible in the classroom, or that a student shall read a Bible story as his favorite.
6. No one shall publicly state that a "family" means a husband, wife and children, lest one deviant and his dog taketh offense.
7. The name of God must not be uttered on penalty of lawsuit; but to villify the name of God is a pious and worthy act.
8. Those reprobates who consider moral values absolute and unchangeable shall be forced to attend "sensitivity training" until their reprobate morals are properly undone.
9. It shall be a sacrament to tear unborn babes from the wombs of their mothers.
10. Can anyone think of a tenth?