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Well shoot I "artificially" gave King Vanity his meds.via his g tube,

un hooked his O2/mist treatments from overnight,

changed his adult purple briefs, cleaned his "artificial" trach and g tube site,

started a new bag of "artificial" soy base formula and now will dress/groom him,

get him in his chair by his"artificial" barrior free lift, re hook up his

"artificial" feeding on the chair, put on his

"artificial" communication device he activates with a head switch, load him and the "boys/dogs" up with the

"artificial" lift into the van (our one older Labrador uses the lift too due to severe hip pain, maybe I should shoot my dog as he can't jump anymore) sooooo

He can go to town and "artificially" socialize, maybe be an "artificial" tourist on the Bay Front art galleries

and enjoy a nice summer day on the beautiful Oregon Coast with our "artificial" community.

Have a great day everyone! (end of sarcasm)