DFU SONG: Oh, What a Beautiful Morning (the NY blackout song)

DFU SONG PARODIES | 8-2003 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

OH, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL MORNING (beaumorn.mid)

I was checking news about RAT b*stards
But then suddenly there's a disaster
What's Hillary done...has her husband been bad?
Are there more who are claiming that Jesse's their dad?

Where's my electrical power?
I'm about ready to weep
Where's my electrical power?
I can't get online to FReep

Have we managed to dump Grayout Davis?
Do the pundits think Arnold can save us?
In public have gays been out doing their thing?
Has Scott Ritter dropped trow at his own Burger King?

Where's my electrical power?
I'm about ready to weep
Where's my electrical power?
I can't get online to FReep

Did the heat wave make Frenchies surrender?
Is the U.N. still Saddam's defender?
Have voters discovered Dean's just a pantload?
Did McAuliffe's head mercifully finally explode?

Where's my electrical power?
I'm about ready to weep
Where's my electrical power?
I can't get online to FReep
I can't get online to FReep

[GreenLanternCorps]

Bravo!!!

[Ayn Rand wannabe]

Most excellent...good job!!

[doug from upland]

Pinging the song list

[doug from upland]

How surprising... HILLARY BLAMES BUSH

[martin_fierro]

That's CORN AS HIGH AS A ELEPHANT'S EYE (but funny)!

[hoosiermama]

The next newsperson to interview HillBilly should ask, "We know you're going to say it Bush's fault, now in your opinion what didn't (did)he do that you did (Didn't do)?"

[doug from upland]

I've never heard that term. What does it mean?

[Allegra]

That's hilarious!

And yes, I saw that Hitlery wasted no time in blaming Bush for the blackout. She probably blames her nasty, greasy hair and big, dumpy thighs and ankles on Bush, too.

[martin_fierro]

Corn = corny

It's also a line from the song:

There's a bright golden haze on the meadow,
There's a bright golden haze on the meadow,
The corn is as high as an elephant's eye,
An' it looks like it's climbin' clear up to the sky.

[rockfish59]

[StarFan]

Well there's one consolation being without power. I was spared witnessing her thighness point an accusative finger at President Bush.

Before Clinton phoned in her comments to the King Show, however, Gov. Richardson, now governor of New Mexico, noted that her husband had done little to address the problem during his eight years in office. As usual, Hillary's comments made the local press yet Richardson's went completely unmentioned.

[spoiler2]

"never heard that term."

It's been a real good summer for corn, here in the Midwest. And right now, as you drive down a road between the cornfields, you are between giant hedges of corn. The corn IS as high as an elephant's eye, about eight feet up there!