[Mad_Tom_Rackham]

Tomorrow's news release:

PR03:365 / FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE / 08/14/2003

GOVERNOR DAVIS ANNOUNCES THE SUN WILL IN FACT RISE IN THE EAST TOMORROW MORNING

SACRAMENTO

Governor Gray Davis made the following statement today regarding the concern about the sun rising tomorrow on the West Coast:

"My office has been briefed by the CAL ISO, and we have been assured that the sun will in fact rise tomorrow morning as expected..."

[Mad_Tom_Rackham]

Update from the Governor's office: "California Brown Bears have indee been sighted sh*tting in the woods!" We will report more breaking news as warranted 9to show that we are REALLY doing a good job)...