Along with Mars being at it's closest and the Pleiades meteor shower......I think you and I should start a new religion...we can clean up....the opportunity awaits.
You can be the Big Petronski who knows all and sees all. You can bring down fire and brimstone.and chastise the newly converted that a ten percent tithe is just the tip of the iceberg.
I'll organize all the virgin women..we'll call them the Petronettes.
I will caution all that the BP is not really insane...but is simply upset that he has been called by the Creator...but when he tried to call back he kept getting a busy signal.
This good guy..bad guy stuff, always works.