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Canada short on sperm!
Canoe.ca ^ | 8/14/03 | ELAINE MOYLE

Posted on 08/14/2003 10:26:31 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows

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1 posted on 08/14/2003 10:26:31 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows
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To: mhking
Ping!
2 posted on 08/14/2003 10:26:55 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Am Yisrael Chai!)
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To: Howlin; Ed_NYC; MonroeDNA; widgysoft; Springman; Timesink; dubyaismypresident; Grani; coug97; ...
Mars Needs Women....

Just damn.

If you want on the new list, FReepmail me. This IS a high-volume PING list...

3 posted on 08/14/2003 10:27:46 AM PDT by mhking
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To: Slings and Arrows
if some cute canadian female wants any of my sperm, she'd have to accept it from the original container.
4 posted on 08/14/2003 10:28:16 AM PDT by camle (- INCOMMING!!)
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To: Argh
What do you make of this?
5 posted on 08/14/2003 10:28:32 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty (© 2003, Ravin' Lunatic since 4/98)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Canada is short of real men..plenty of liberal men, but not enough real men.
6 posted on 08/14/2003 10:28:41 AM PDT by Moby Grape
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To: Slings and Arrows; dighton; aculeus; general_re; L,TOWM; hellinahandcart; Constitution Day; ...
"Consequently, years of sperm collections have either been destroyed or quarantined ...

FREE THE SPERM!

7 posted on 08/14/2003 10:29:43 AM PDT by BlueLancer (Der Elite Møøsenspåånkængrüppen ØberKømmååndø (EMØØK))
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To: Slings and Arrows
Canada needs more wankers?
8 posted on 08/14/2003 10:29:46 AM PDT by Petruchio (<===Looks Sexy in a flightsuit . . . Looks Silly in a french maid outfit)
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To: Argh
Money making opportunity.
9 posted on 08/14/2003 10:29:54 AM PDT by CholeraJoe (Reuters:A wholly owned subsidiary of the Left - We report, You comply.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Sounds like a dare for a massive Freeper-a-thon!

Freepers, man you dixie cups!
10 posted on 08/14/2003 10:29:59 AM PDT by Bluntpoint
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To: Slings and Arrows
I think most Americans realized this a long time ago!
11 posted on 08/14/2003 10:30:35 AM PDT by Destructor
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I knew that Canadians no longer had b@ll$
12 posted on 08/14/2003 10:30:58 AM PDT by Behind Liberal Lines (Ithaca is the City of Evil)
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To: Slings and Arrows
That's because the uber-leftist, socialist vermin has castrated Canada's men.
13 posted on 08/14/2003 10:31:07 AM PDT by Im Your Huckleberry
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To: mhking
"That's not compensation, it's practically a salary,"

And one sore pecker.

14 posted on 08/14/2003 10:32:42 AM PDT by John123 (Let's fix California!)
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Americans earn between $75 and $125 per sample, he adds. "That's not compensation, it's practically a salary," laments del Valle

Market demands...right?

I'll go mid-way here and assume I could get $100 per sample. Hmmm...I could be making an extra $109,500 per year.

15 posted on 08/14/2003 10:32:42 AM PDT by xrp
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16 posted on 08/14/2003 10:32:42 AM PDT by dighton (NLC™)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Like Salmon... Canadian Sperm swims upstream during mating... unlike salmon... upstream is the WRONG WAY!!!
17 posted on 08/14/2003 10:32:42 AM PDT by bedolido (None of us is as dumb as all of us!)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Done!!!

I just sent my donation on a postcard to Canada.
18 posted on 08/14/2003 10:33:22 AM PDT by Bluntpoint
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Nationalistic requests for Canadian sperm can be accommodated...

????? What do they do, look at it under a microscope for itty bitty maple leaves?

19 posted on 08/14/2003 10:33:57 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: Slings and Arrows
Send em Bill Clinton.
20 posted on 08/14/2003 10:34:56 AM PDT by Trueblackman (Check out http://www.quixtar.com)
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