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The supermarket tabloids say Chelsea's pregnant.

[LurkedLongEnough]

The supermarket tabloids say Chelsea's pregnant.

She will then, like her mother, be caught on camera fleeing through the streets of Brooklyn, shielding her baby from the flying rocks of Palestinian refugees...

[John Locke]

The supermarket tabloids say Chelsea's pregnant ..

... with Batboy's child!