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Outsource dead horses from overseas

OR impose tarrifs favoring dead horse from the U.S.</p

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21. Promote Historically Underutilized dead horses.

22. Give extra points for service with dead horses on Civil Service exams.

23. Create a college curriculum featuring dead horses and allow degrees in Dead Horse Studies. Yes! Dean of Dead Horse Studies!

24. Declare dead horse habitats to be federally protected.

25. Issue unfunded mandates to the states for the protection of dead horses. Tie the mandates to federal highway and education funds.