[Sir Gawain]

I haven't seen this before. Too true.

[HairOfTheDog]

Bay says all this talk of dead horses is very upsetting.

Very funny post!

[Liberal Classic]

You're a sadistic, necrophilic equiphile. But that's beating a dead horse.

[alisasny]

Just make the DEAD Horse Senator LOL

[SGCOS]

[OXENinFLA]

16. Watch the Dems. talk about Judicial nominees.

[SLB]

Great post

[stainlessbanner]

Develop a "diversity plan" to have multi-cultural dead-horses

[stainlessbanner]

Outsource dead horses from overseas

[BradyLS]

16. Run federally funded ads promoting the dead horse.

17. Declare the dead horse a key player in the War on Terror and/or Drugs.

18. Elevate the dead horse to a cabinet level agency.

19. Appoint a House or Seate Subcommittee (or perhaps a Presidential Council) to oversee dead horses.

20. Run on a platform to subsidize/increase funding for the dead horse.

[Delta 21]

1. Buying a bigger whip.
2. Changing riders.
3. Saying things like "This is the way we always have ridden this horse."
4. Appointing a committee to study the horse.
5. Hire a consultant to study the horse.
6. Arranging to visit other sites to see how they ride dead horses.
7. Increasing the standards to ride dead horses.
8. Appointing a tiger team to revive the dead horse.
9. Creating a training session to increase our riding ability.
10. Comparing the state of dead horses in today's environment.
11. Change the requirements declaring that "This horse is not dead."
12. Hire contractors to ride the dead horse.
13. Harnessing several dead horses together for increased speed.
14. Declaring that "No horse is too dead to beat."
15. Providing additional funding to increase the horse's performance.
16. Do a CA Study to see if contractors can ride it cheaper.
17. Purchase a product to make dead horses run faster.
18. Declare the horse is "better, faster and cheaper" dead.
19. Form a quality circle to find uses for dead horses.
20. Revisit the performance requirements for horses.
21. Say this horse was procured with cost as an independent variable.
22. Promote the dead horse to a supervisory position.
23. Claim that "The other guys' horse is deader than ours."

I am quite fond of this list and dont know where you got such a butchered version of it.

Here is the full list for future reference.

#14 is my favorite.

[fish hawk]

Is a dead horse a lame duck?

[bicycle thug]