[US_MilitaryRules]

I have a friend who is being pressured to marry. It won't happen. He says he's not buying his house for the third time.

[fish hawk]

My uncle has a friend that is getting married for the forth time. My uncle asked him why??? He said , well Charlie, you have to admit all three of my wives were good house keepers. Yep, all three of them kept the houses.