I am certain he would applaud my efforts to defend you when you are misunderstood and so sadly maligned here....
I'm a bit worried about you giving your cousin the URL for this site. It would be great to have him, but let's face it, there are a few undesirables here at The Finest which could scare him off. Hopefully, we'll be able to straighten out these very crude and uncooth individuals before he appears. :-)