You tell me, like I never leave my house, that there's a TJ in Sacramento... and then I say, "Oh yes, I know that, I've lived here ___ years, but I live in the ____ area of Sacramento, which is ___ (minutes/hours) from that Trader Joe's..."
...and then you perform your triangulations, and one of your Goon Squads turns up on my doorstep!
Curses, the Vast Materialistic Evolutionist Conspiracy is foiled again!