[Billthedrill]

I will admit I'd love to hear Gary Coleman intoning "crush your enemies, see them flying before you, and hear the lamentation of their women..."

[Poodlebrain]

I'd start with airing one of the porn actress' movies during prime time. When the FCC objected I'd just refer them to the FEC saying I had no choice.

[CounterCounterCulture]

I will admit I'd love to hear Gary Coleman intoning "crush your enemies, see them flying before you, and hear the lamentation of their women..."

This thread's going to get really weird (secretly hoping)

Let's do more role playing

Ahhhnold as Arnold Drummond
Larry Flynt as "whatchootalkin'bout" Willis
Bill Simon as Mr. Drummond
Arianna Huffington as the Kimberly Drummond (RIP)
Angelyne as Mrs. Garrett
Mary Carey as Mrs. Garrett's rack
Bustamante can be Tootie

(running out of characters fast)