I'm sorry that Billie decided to undermine your wonderful thread by doing this. :-)
Too bad because the essay was brilliant. It was informative, captivating, witty and wasn't too long or too short but just right.
Well, well, well, share the honors, not the blame. LOL!
However, it's true, it's true, it's true. (That is to your "I knew it, I knew it, I knew it....., T Man) :)