" Sure, hours and hours of video taped performances by professional teachers will supplement the mindless pablum they get when they're studying reeeeel hard for their teaching certificate."
Sure, teaching certification couldn't possibly be improved by including a few snips for real world problems or solutions. Excuse me for suggesting that there's room for improvement.
"...if your parent is kind of pillar of society that is fond of watching taped episodes of Jerry Springer."
You do know we're discussing webcam, not just taped video right? Why would you assume that it would be Jerry Springer parents that would watch the most?
"...that will be filed away in a huge database until five years after said bad student has dropped out of school or ended up in jail for murdering another student"
Why can't you imagine the benefit of a teacher going back and snipping the part where a kid flipped her off or called her a name few hours earlier after the kid denies it?