LOL!
How would you like for this thread to be where you were trying to get advice and help? Might as well tell people to tie a rope on it and call it a boat anchor. -Would be as helpful as the damn disruptive alternate OS evangelists.
MS is the world most people are better off living in... I don't want to build a damn watch, I want to know what time it is.
I don't want a frickin' album...I just want the song!