[TexasCowboy]

"That's why it's IMPERATIVE that that other man, what IS his name???? doesn't get in the way!"

I assume you're talking about The-One-Who-Shall-Remain-Nameless.
I demand, yes, demand , that we split up the hug list in equal parts!
Otherwise, you're gonna get a letter from my attorney detailing the penalties for sexual discrimination.

[Brad’s Gramma]

Cowboy, Cowboy, Cowboy....you need to get a grip.

I'll let you hold him for .... a bit. You don't need to resort to this ANGER! Tell ya what, I'll give him the prune juice, you can hold him. Beth can clean him up. I'll hold him. You can watch.

How's THAT?