Can't argue with you... I have been trained, after 32 years of marriage, to agree with my wife immediately (whether I agree with her or not). Standards are made to change... Don't believe your standards are fixed. I had high standards when I got married and my wife changed them like she changed everything else... but I'm happy when she allows it.
As far a ####ing hookers... most men won't do that at a stage party... too many witnesses.
Remember the only difference between a man and a dog is... you can keep the man out of the cat-box.
Your post reminds me of one I read the other day. A long time married fellow is so well trained, his misses makes him sit to pee.
;-)