[Prodigal Son]

Wow, this is madness. I hope this doesn't spread to the UK. I don't have any children to hand at the moment for chaperone duties. It would suck if I couldn't sit in the park anymore without borrowing the neigbor boy or girl.

[Frapster]

It would suck if I couldn't sit in the park anymore without borrowing the neigbor boy or girl.

You don't seem to understand - the borrowing of other people's children will be outlawed too.