Mary Carey for Governor website is up

Mary Carey for Governor ^ | August 7, 2003 | Mary Carey

[JohnnyZ]

She doesn't sound very conservative. Well, she's free market-oriented, at least. Almost libertarian. Oh, and they're real.

[evolved_rage]

I guess Klintoon will stop helping Davis...heheh he...BOTH Klintoons...

[randog]

...seeing two women saying “I Do” and kiss each other is hot!

Miss Carey needs to get out more often--the kind of women that want to marry each other are anything but "hot".

[JohnnyZ]

*Ping*

Two massive developments in the California Recall!

[Jay D. Dyson]

She doesn't sound very conservative. Well, she's free market-oriented, at least. Almost libertarian. Oh, and they're real.

I'll be damned. A porn star has a platform, but Schwarzenegger doesn't.

She may not have name recognition, but her pics are practically guaranteed to get the Horny Male Vote. ; )

-Jay

[Republican Wildcat]

Is this seriously her "official" campaign website? When it comes to a candidate like this, parody and reality are indistinguishable.

[breakem]

I think she's on the ballot as "Mary Carey" Cook.

[NautiNurse]

Only in America California...

[breakem]

Porn for Pistols. I think it's a gun turn in program. You turn one in and get a porn flick. This again boosts Cal economy since so many pron flicks are made in Cal. Business will boom.

[breakem]

She has clearly made some good points so far.

[So Cal Rocket]

Please keep me abreast of breaking news on this topic.

[breakem]

Stay tuned to the news front.

[Nachum]

Where's Pat Paulson when you need him?

[Luis Gonzalez]

I think I just voted for her...

[BlackElk]

She is probably a lot more conservatiove than Aaaaaaahnold. At least her propfessional life is not a lie. She cannot be an advocate of less moral policies than Aaaaaaahnold. She looks a lot better than Aaaaaaahnold. She does not walk or talk like a robot or play one in the movies, much less intend to play one in Sacramento. . Unlike Aaaaahnold, she has never had multiple bypass surgery and is therefore probably healthier. She is not related to Ted Kennedy. Though she has, ummmm, proposals for voluntary turning in of guns (not a very good idea but at least voluntary), she does not seek more actual gon controls like RINO Aaaaaahnold or outright warrantless door-to-door confiscation schemes like RINO Riordan who is RINO Aaaaaahnold's policy guru (all extremely bad and unconstitutional ideas).

[JohnnyZ]

Miss Carey needs to get out more often--the kind of women that want to marry each other are anything but "hot".

I agree, that one was kind of forced. But she had to get the lesbian bit in there somehow. One of her beliefs is that all women are bisexual. And her porn career was strictly lesbian for the first year or two.

See, I've been doing my homework on this one. And what fun it's been . . . ;)

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

This post should be zotted immediately. FreeRepublic is a conservative, family oriented website. We don't need trash like this clogging up the server.

[hosepipe]

A real whore for governor... WHAT A CONCEPT!...

[ChewedGum]

This would be extremely funny...if it were a joke.

Gum

[kcordell]

One of the FNC analyst gave out some stats this morning and it was revealed that "Carey had the largest war chest" of all who are running.