[HHFi]

I take in homeless and handicapped parrots, and they're like my children. They are the most intelligent and sensitive pets I've ever had, and I've had just about every animal there is at one time or another.

If this SOB had tried to take one of my birds, wrapped him in a towel and stuck him in a washing machine, probably causing him permanent trauma, then told me he was dead, he'd be facing a lot more than jail time. He'd be facing me waiting for him the second he got out, and by the time I was through with him, there'd be so little of him left, you could wrap him up in a wash rag.

[gortklattu]

"I take in homeless and handicapped parrots, and they're like my children. They are the most intelligent and sensitive pets I've ever had, and I've had just about every animal there is at one time or another. "

What are your children like???