#74
"YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP. Gah."
My brother's family has a Skipperke. I told them when it dies(or somebody kills it), I'll make him and his wife a headmount with an animated mouth and an endless audiotape that plays, "YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP..."
That would be my Lhasa.
He just went to a new groomer. They gave me a too cute report card about his clip. It wasn't until I got home that I turned it over & found he'd been marked down because he "has some feet handling issues." I spent about a half an hour LMAO, because I *know* what he was like at the previous groomer (she closed her shop because she's pregnant). My Little Precious was wretched when he went there, so bad they kept his leash on him so they could drag him out of his cage without getting chomped. And he didn't have just "feet handling issues." He had *issues* with them clipping him just about anywhere. Or just touching him in general. And that's why I pay them to do it and I don't have to deal with it.
But because of his weasely YAP YAP YAP, he managed to break up a robbery & another incident where some alien invader was pounding on a neighbor's door at 1:30 a.m. And when the creepy nosy theiving neighbor tried to get into our fenced yard without me knowing it, the pup went ballistic. And that's why he stays. That, and he's my buddy.