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What to do if we catch him alive

Posted on 08/09/2003 12:35:44 PM PDT by freeper4u

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To: bigfootbob
My goof, but the sentiment still stands.

-PJ

21 posted on 08/09/2003 4:30:16 PM PDT by Political Junkie Too (It's not safe yet to vote Democrat.)
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To: freeper4u
If we catch him alive...

1 Kill him.
2 Send condolences to Terry McAuliffe.

22 posted on 08/09/2003 4:42:23 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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To: freeper4u
Fry him. In bacon fat!
23 posted on 08/09/2003 5:03:59 PM PDT by meyer
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To: duckman
Plastic shredding machine. Feet and ankles at 9:00, calves at 11:00, knees and thighs at 12:30. Refreshment.

Next day: private parts and abdomen at 9:00, thorax at 11:00. Refreshment.

Next day: Neck at 9:00. Head at 10:00.
24 posted on 08/09/2003 5:18:59 PM PDT by ladylib
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To: ladylib
Plastic shredding machine. Feet and ankles at 9:00, calves at 11:00, knees and thighs at 12:30. Refreshment.

Next day: private parts and abdomen at 9:00, thorax at 11:00. Refreshment.

Next day: Neck at 9:00. Head at 10:00.

Way to ambitious - if we use union shredders, we can probably stretch the job into a week.

25 posted on 08/09/2003 5:21:25 PM PDT by meyer
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To: meyer
Good idea. But who would want to pay for refreshments for a whole week?
26 posted on 08/09/2003 5:24:19 PM PDT by ladylib
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To: freeper4u
Bullet to the head, cremate, mix ashes with pig urine and pig manure, fill sausage casing with "mixture," place in warhead of JDAM, drop on Bin Laden's hidey-hole...
27 posted on 08/09/2003 5:29:12 PM PDT by quark
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To: Highest Authority
Kafka's Penal Colony would not be severe enough punishment.

What is the worst pain that could be inflicted? It should be long term and severe. Would that it could be the "Kiss of the Dragon" only prolonged for several years!

28 posted on 08/09/2003 5:35:02 PM PDT by Young Werther
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"Kiss of the Dragon"

Sounds absolutely dreadful. Does it have anything to do with those horrid man-eating Komodo dragons one sees on cable TV shows?

Saddam's arms, legs, neck, and head tied down, and slices of Hormel spam placed all over his body in neat little squares...

One can dream.
29 posted on 08/09/2003 6:07:44 PM PDT by ladylib
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To: freeper4u
"What would you do if you caught Saddam alive?"

I wouldn't.

30 posted on 08/09/2003 6:11:36 PM PDT by CWOJackson (The World According to Garp isn't that bad when compared with The World According to Todd.)
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