To: jjbrouwer
My children are hungry, and my dog needs a bone.
I ain't got a job now, so I'm just drivin home.
An hour after sundown, and much to my delight.
There's five pounds of possum, in my headlights tonight.
There's five pounds of possum, in my headlights tonight.
If I can run him over, everything's gonna be alright.
We'll have some possum gravy, oh what a wonderful sight.
There's five pounds of possum, in my headlights tonight.
Don't have to kill no chicken, don't have to open no can.
Just a little bit closer and I'll have him in my hand.
I think the time has come now to dose him with the brights.
There's five pounds of possum, in my headlights tonight.
To: Overtaxed
How many rednecks does it take eat a 'possum? Two. One to eat, and one to watch for cars.
70 posted on
08/09/2003 9:07:33 AM PDT by
jjbrouwer
(Whaddyou talkin' about, Terminator?)
To: Overtaxed
Your poem makes me want to, well, cry - so very beautiful. Haven't we all been there?
Hey, HEY - I think there's a Poet Laureate position open in my state of New Jersey. I can check it out for you if you want.
79 posted on
08/09/2003 9:23:23 AM PDT by
searchandrecovery
(America will not exist in 25 years.)
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