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To: ppaul
Has anyone else just had a memory flash in their minds from the movie Airplane!, where people have lined up to beat up the woman who has become hysterical?

"I can't take it anymore! I have to get out of here!"

"Calm down! Get a hold of yourself!"

"Excuse me, miss. Let me handle this...Calm down! (slap) Get a hold of yourself! (slap)"

"Doctor, you're wanted on the phone...Calm down! (slapitty-slap-slap) Get a hold of yourself! (slap)"

(camera pans back to show a long line of people, armed with boxing gloves, crowbars, guns...) :^)
19 posted on 08/07/2003 6:42:19 PM PDT by Windcatcher ("So what did Doug use?" "He used...sarcasm!")
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To: Windcatcher
Leave it to you to put good images in our heads! :-)
21 posted on 08/07/2003 6:44:48 PM PDT by Paul Atreides
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