I avoid that crap hole of a state at all costs. I will stay out here on the east coast. Where we have REAL BBQ!
Ditto that, bro.
I have an aunt in Big Sur, Mrs. CD has a sister in Santa Cruz.
We have a standing invitation to visit both but I think I'll stay right here.
Our BBQ is the best, but that's just one of the many reasons I prefer to stay in NC.