[stratous]

Best I've read yet.

[Puppage]

they consider him “the people’s filmmaker.”

Has a nice communistic ring to it, don't cha think?

[bassmaner]

bump

[sauropod]

Who weighs more? Michael Moore!

[newgeezer]

he’s bigger than Rush,

(yes, Rush's diet was and continues to be successful)

has more fans than O’Reilly,

(I'm guessing Moore is a collector of those Chinese paper fans)

and sells books faster than Coulter.

Okay, I'll give ya that one.

[B-Chan]

Followers plead with this “folk hero for the American people” to run for president.

Oh, please. Pleasepleaseplease run for President, Michael Moore. The aroma of your fetid fat ass roasting on the spit of national press exposure would be heavenly. I can't wait to see what dirty little socks you have hidden away in the back of your dresser!

A Michael Moore candidacy would be a godsend for conservatives. We'd get the pleasure of watching him self-destruct week by week on live TV, and the election-eve humiliation of “the people's filmmaker” would be a night to remember forever. Run, Michael, run!

[Tarl]

Michael Moore is an opportunist without shame. His rhetoric is inflammatory and dangerous and eventually it will all come back to hurt him...a pathetic coward at best.

[George Smiley]

Michael Moore can best be described as a large mass that has a sphincter at each end.

[democrats_nightmare]

Michael Moore - A complete waste of human skin.