Unknown Substance In New Jersey Lagoon Worries Neighbors - Smelly Mass Is Size Of Small Car

WKMG ^ | August 6, 2003

[Shermy]

Ping.

[steve86]

consists of jelly-like blobs that undulate with the waves just below the surface.

Anyone know if Hillary has gone missing?

[sirchtruth]

Ummm, I am not half as scared of the blob than I am of the EPA not knowing what it is!

[Cap'n Crunch]

Hildabeast must have discarded 'old crusty.'

[Jack Wilson]

Larry Flynt?

[Mannaggia l'America]

Anybody know where Jerrold Nadler vacations?

[RightWhale]

There was a 40 foot blob a couple weeks ago washed up someplace. They decided it was a whale carcass. This is not good, if Prince Charles is finally right about something and everything will turn to gray goo.

[Consort]

[coloradan]

Uh oh. Another New Jersey politician is about to hatch. You can tell by the smell that it's almost time.

[searchandrecovery]

I live & grew-up in NJ, so I can say this...
Large jelly-like blobs beneath the surface of a small pond? This is news? This is the NORM people. If you've just moved to NJ, there's a video you can get on this subject (just check the blue pages/state/dept. of smells & looks bad).
Sometimes these things cook up good on the grill.

[w_over_w]

Did anybody bother to find out if it was a "location shoot" for the X-files?

[GOPJ]

Bleach it.

[freedumb2003]

Maybe it's concentrated Evil, like in that Star Trek: TNG episode when Denise Crosby bit it (ot the great joy of ST:TNG fans everywhere) Oh wait, I HAVE a picture of concentrated Evil (below). Does the mass look like this?

[Atchafalaya]

Lint from "Old Crusty".

[fatboy]

YES, finally a story on FR that is in my town, Little Egg Harbor TWP. I havent been down to see it but just so you know, the blob is in a man made lagoon on the inshore side of Little Egg Harbor, which is actually part of Great Bay and is within sight of Atlantic City. It is a tidal lagoon and it is aprox. 30 minute boat ride to the Barnegat Inlet and then out to the Atlantic Ocean.

This is actually a small town that is usally not on your map, however the boro of Tuckerton is. We are exit 58 on the parkway.

You all may be interested in knowing that Tuckerton/Little Egg is solid Republican country. Little Egg is totally run by GOP, all of the state legislators are GOP and our Rep in Congress is Jim Saxton RNJ. This is the last place on earth any of the Clintons would show up, I'm certain of that.

Tom

[TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig]

I now know why I haven't seen Micheal Moore in a few weeks. I guess he was a taking a bath in this pond.