[1Old Pro]

you better hope that the prosecutors don't present the same amount of evidence as was presented in the OJ case.

Oh great, I can just picture Kobe trying on the condom.....

[CatoRenasci]

.... if da rubba don't fit, you must acquit.....

..... if da rubba to small, he ain't done nothin' a-tall......

[rstevens]

Or after expert testimony regarding the sizes of the genitalia of both the accused and accusor, the defense states that "If it don't fit, you must acquit."

[cyncooper]

Oh great, I can just picture Kobe trying on the condom.....

I know you joke, but he didn't use one, hence the pesky DNA evidence that, like the blue dress, showed he did indeed have sex with that woman. Now the question is, was it assault or consensual.

[Arpege92]

"Oh great, I can just picture Kobe trying on the condom."

Hey, if the love glove don't fit, then you must acquit!

[colorado tanker]

Oh great, I can just picture Kobe trying on the condom.....

"Excuse me while I whip this out." Bart, in Blazing Saddles.