[Thoro]

Not all cows are happy. Have you ever heard some cow poetry? The following is courtesy of Gary Larson's Cow Poetry Class:

Distant Hills

The distant hills call to me.
Their rolling waves seduce my heart.
Oh, how I want to graze in their lush valleys.
Oh, how I want to run down their green slopes.
Alas, I cannot.
Damn the electric fence!
Damn the electric fence!

[wbill]

"Bummer of a Birthmark, Carl."