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To: bedolido
Mascot abuse is becoming a big problem in this country. The San Diego Chicken has been threatened. There was that giant Sausage thing in Milwaukee that the ball player hit with a bat, the Cookie Monster attack, and now this. I know many people who have harbored homicidal thoughts toward "Rowdy", that stupid idiot with the big foam cowboy hat at Dallas Cowboy games. Even when I was a teenager it was a problem. I was hired to dress up in a clown suit and try to wave people in to a hamburger joint on a busy street one Saturday. Every old fart over the age of forty shot me the finger as he drove by.

I say it is time for a new civil rights law to protect Costumed Characters. It should be a Hate Crime to abuse, threaten or harass a Costumed Character, regardless of color, species, animation status, or studio affiliation. Why can't we just all get along?

12 posted on 08/05/2003 10:35:21 AM PDT by San Jacinto
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To: San Jacinto
I say it is time for a new civil rights law to protect Costumed Characters. It should be a Hate Crime to abuse, threaten or harass a Costumed Character, regardless of color, species, animation status, or studio affiliation. Why can't we just all get along?

I agree. Those found guilty should be made to watch Ben-Lo and J-Lo in Gigli on an unending loop for 30 days.

14 posted on 08/05/2003 10:40:24 AM PDT by bedolido (None of us is as dumb as all of us!)
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To: San Jacinto
Mascot abuse is becoming a big problem in this country.

Maybe it's a side-effect of them looking like cartoons. C'mon, you can't REALLY hurt a big (padded) Telly, can you?

20 posted on 08/05/2003 12:24:29 PM PDT by lepton
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To: San Jacinto
"I say it is time for a new civil rights law to protect Costumed Characters. It should be a Hate Crime to abuse, threaten or harass a Costumed Character, regardless of color, species, animation status, or studio affiliation. Why can't we just all get along?"

OK, I can get behind this along as their is an clause stated very clearly that this law does not cover Mimes!

Mimes should be beaten on a regular basis, until they are wiped from the face of the earth!

23 posted on 08/05/2003 12:50:14 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg (French: old Europe word meaning surrender)
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