To: LaDivaLoca
Today's FEEBLE attempt at humor:
Three weeks after her wedding day, Judi called her minister. "Reverend," she wailed, "Amanpreet and I had a DREADFUL fight!"
"Calm down, my child," said the minister, "it's not half as bad as you think. Every marriage has to have its first fight!"
"I know, I know!" said Judi. "But what am I going to do with the BODY?"
19 posted on
08/05/2003 4:34:27 AM PDT by
tomkow6
(...................hahahahahahhahahahahhaahahaha.................)
To: tomkow6
..."But what am I going to do with the BODY?"... LMBO!!! Thanks, I needed that today!
To: tomkow6
Hey everybody! Sorry I didn't post my usual humor attempt this morning but I had a lot of places to go. So I'll post it now:
A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. "In English," he said, "A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative."
A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."
242 posted on
08/05/2003 2:11:01 PM PDT by
minor49er
(I will NEVER EVER buy a burka!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
To: tomkow6
LOL!!! The joke was funny but I think your "armor" is even funnier. Do they come in different colors like your burkas?
280 posted on
08/05/2003 5:50:56 PM PDT by
LaDivaLoca
(Prayers for President Bush, our Nation and our Military)
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