[samuel_adams_us]

Dear President Bush and members of the 108th congress of the United States of America:

We the people of China would like thank you for your representation within your government without any taxation. We appreciate the free education granted to us via the tax dollars of the citizens of the United States and we also appreciate the business you provide us via those same tax dollars. We are so happy that you are willing to represent us, the people of China, without taxation all the while discontinuing your representation of the citizens of the United States, while taxing them and giving us their tax dollars. As much help as you have given us, exporting all of your jobs here, giving us billions in aid, making sure your citizens give up their jobs for us, free education, we almost think that your families are from China. As far as your displaced citizens, we know that you would prefer that they were slave labor like our citizens, whom we have displaced with their own tax dollars, that we would like to start a relief fund and help provide for their unemployment benefits as you continue to provide for us and ignore your own citizens. Soon I am sure it will be the United States of China as we are all proud here to have you on board. Mr. President, we are so happy you are just like your father, ignoring your own citizens and giving the rest of the world all of your money. We in kind will continue to ship Ginseng Root to the United States to help feed the unemployed until the eventual collapse of your country.
Sincerely,

Xiang Dauo.

[Texas_Dawg]

Willie Green, The New York Times, AFL-CIO, Democratic National Committee... peas in a pod.

[Texas_Dawg]

"Right now I am very disillusioned with the Republicans' policies," said Michael Retzer, a Republican and a consultant to a supplier for Harley-Davidson. Mr. Retzer told Mr. Snow at a Harley plant near Milwaukee that he did not see how the tax cuts would stimulate the economy when so many consumers would spend the extra money on goods made overseas.

A Republican... and he's opposed to tax cuts and has no idea who the economics of tax cuts work? I'm really sure that guy's a solid Republican. (/sarcasm)

[Huck]

The President went fishing? For what, bass? Did he catch any? What'd he use? Spinnerbaits? Soft plastics? Man, what is with these reporters???

[razorback-bert]

I read it twice, didn't see any mention of railroads, what happened?

[My2Cents]

Why should we believe anything written in the NY Times?