Bars, clubs forced to drop promotions in face of lawsuits

San Diego Union-Tribune ^ | 8/3/03 | Alex Roth

[TastyManatees]

Wow. I am an attorney, and this makes me dislike attorneys. Astounding. Tasty Manatees

[Dog Gone]

Discounts for children also must be illegal. I'm going to sue.

[Dog Gone]

Hey, and those Senior Citizen discounts. Blatantly discriminatory.

I'm going to make a fortune. Yippee!

[CatoRenasci]

Well, in law school they told us that hard cases make bad law.

This is more like bad cases make hard feelings.

[Lazamataz]

TastyManatees

Everyone's got a cool screen name but me. :o(

[StatesEnemy]

Discounts for children also must be illegal.

Are you equating women with children?

Why shouldn't women pay the same as men for a night out?

[TastyManatees]

"Lazamataz" is cool. Don't let the other kids get you down! Tasty Manatees

[steplock]

Just more reasons to ban lawyers from EVERYTHING --- Especially in the government.

[Dog Gone]

I dunno, why are women's blouses three times as expensive as a man's shirt made of the same material?

[Admin Moderator]

Use original title only. Thank you.

[ThirdMate]

Because it is usually men who are paying for their dates. Now we will have to pay double.

[StatesEnemy]

Besides... Does this chick:

look like she needs any more 'free of charge' empty calories?

[Lazamataz]

Don't let the other kids get you down!

But they keep on giving me noogies and hanging me from my underwear on the jungle gym and taking my lunch money and stuff.

Can't I just bring an automatic weapon to school and even the score just once, can't I, can't I, can't I, huh huh huh?

[yankeedame]

Why shouldn't women pay the same as men for a night out?

Why shouldn't a business owner have the right to run his business the way he see fit? Why should the "fairness rights" of these two characters trump the property rights of the owners?

[Lazamataz]

What's so wrong with her??? Sheesh. She ain't fat, she's a little plump with an ample chest, just like I like 'em.

[Lazamataz]

Because it is usually men who are paying for their dates. Now we will have to pay double.

I haven't paid for a date since 1997.

Of course, I haven't HAD a date since 1997.

[olorin]

Your analogy does not follow. Children grow up to be adults (and all adults were children once), whereas women do not become men or vice versa (generally speaking).

[StatesEnemy]

A lil plump?? There's rolls under that dress.

[SerpentDove]

File this under: "Lousing it up for everybody."

[Dog Gone]

What's so wrong with her??? Sheesh. She ain't fat, she's a little plump with an ample chest, just like I like 'em.

I think it's the fact that she's trying to pick up another chick.