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Dear President Bush and members of the 108th congress of the United States of America:

We the people of India would like thank you for your representation within your government without any taxation. We appreciate the free education granted to us via the tax dollars of the citizens of the United States and we also appreciate the business you provide us via those same tax dollars. We are so happy that you are willing to represent us, the people of India, without taxation all the while discontinuing your representation of the citizens of the United States, while taxing them and giving us their tax dollars. As much help as you have given us, exporting all of your jobs here, giving us billions in aid, making sure your citizens give up their jobs for us, free education, we almost think that your families are from India. As far as your displaced citizens, we know that this is simply Karma and just as we do nothing for those in our country lying in a gutter, we would never interfere with your citizens' Karma, whom we have displaced with their own tax dollars, that we would like to start a relief fund and help provide for their unemployment benefits as you continue to provide for us and ignore your own citizens. Soon I am sure it will be the United States of India as we are all proud here to have you on board. Mr. President, we are so happy you are just like your father, ignoring your own citizens and giving the rest of the world all of your money. We in kind will continue to ship mangoes to the United States to help feed the unemployed until the eventual collapse of your country.
Sincerely,

Mahatma Gupta.