Al Gore Gives RAVE Review To "Seabiscuit"

Laissez Faire Electronic Times | August 4, 2003 | Al Gore (Typing by P.J. Gladnick

[PJ-Comix]

Any news lately about Algore getting into the 2004 Presidential race? If he does so, these movie reviews of his will gain a lot more attention.

[Bogey78O]

Al Gore took the initiative in creating modern horse racing.

[cyborg]

A reason not to see the movie... lol

[jocon307]

LOL, at first I thought this was just a lot of horsesh*t, but then I saw there was more to it.

Go on, Seeeeabiscuit!

[PJ-Comix]

LOL, at first I thought this was just a lot of horsesh*t, but then I saw there was more to it.

A little hard to discuss horses without discussing horse manure. BTW, when a circus once came to town, they advertised that folks could come and scoop up elephant manure and haul it away. A bunch of pickup trucks did so. Is elephant manure supposed to be good fertilizer?

[PJ-Comix]

This is the NEW Al Gore keepin' it real and assuring you that no horses were harmed (at least physically) in the making of this film review.

Also no Jeb Bushes were harmed in the making of this film review.

[ARCADIA]

Al Gore took the initiative in creating modern horse racing.

....and he even created the modern horse.

[PJ-Comix]

If a handful of horses didn't cross the landbridge over to Asia about 10,000 years ago then the horses would have been completely extinct....And we would be comunicating by 'puter right now since horses were ESSENTIAL for the development of civilization.

[BenLurkin]

[livius]

It's a good movie. I'm totally bummed that Al liked it...

[blam]

I just watched a one hour documentary about the 'real' story of Seabiscuit. Pretty interesting and should make a good movie. BTW, the documentary was on the A&E channel.

[cyborg]

Al Bore is a smarmy tree hugging frat boy. I heard the reviews of Seabiscuit. It sounds really fascinating. I do not go to movies anymore really.

[jocon307]

"Is elephant manure supposed to be good fertilizer?"

You are really asking the wrong person! All manure is good fertilizer, insofar as I know. And then there's that guano sh*t, bat sh*t (I think) and that's good for lots of stuff, what I don't know, but I saw a movie about it once.

No, I did, I really did!

[FlJoePa]

What they don't tell you is that Tipper was actually an extra in this movie.

Watch the final race scene closely. Tipper is the 7 horse.

[elbucko]

I hate horses.

Anybody that hates horses, I hate. I have three horse and wish I had the room for more. Quite frankly, I'd rather be with horses than people, esp. Democrats.

[elbucko]

...since horses were ESSENTIAL for the development of civilization

You're right. From chemistry (for leather tanning) to metals for bits, horseshoes and harness fittings, if we had not partnered with the horse, we would still live in caves. Perhaps the lack of horses is the reason the Native American was so primitive.

[microgood]

All manure is good fertilizer

Actually a lot of people do not like horse manure because they eat alphalfa and there are too many weeds that are not digested. Cows, I guess, with all their stomachs, prevent the weed seeds from getting through. So I just spread it around my pasture.

[lilylangtree]

Algore commenting on Seabuscuit: From one horse's butt to another.

[KeyWest]

I understand that Howard Dean is objecting to the movie since it gives undue publicity to John Kerry.

Seabiscuit and Kerry look too much alike.

[PJ-Comix]

Actually the reason why horses were essential for the development of civilization was the WHEEL.