[Paul Atreides]

The Dowdy One is a fag hag. On more that one occasion she has referred to her "gay friends."

[Miss Marple]

Well, I still want to know WHICH gay male political reporter she was talking about. I want to pinpoint this person who obviously has a crush on the President. Of course, Maureen could have just made this person up out of whole cloth, but then she wouldn't do that, now would she?