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groovy, man

BTW I have the suspect's name and license plate number. I don't know if I should post it.

Police scanners are really handy.

When I was in high school, the rich kids had nice sports cars, the average kids drove the parents' non descript and slightly embarrassing Ford Fiestas and Chevy Shove-its (hey they were wheels), and the auto afficionados drove "I did all the work on this old beaut" mustangs and assorted muscle cars. But NOBODY - not even the nerds who spent their lives in their cellars playing D&D - would be caught dead in a green Dodge Dart.

One day, a green dodge dart appeared in the school parking lot. Everyone was just dying to know who drove it, in order to belittle and shame the poor hapless soul who used it. It was under surveillance for days, but the ugly beast just sat there. It finally disappeared over a weekend, never to be seen in that lot again.

We suspected that the driver walked or hitched a ride home until the heat was off, then snuck over late one night to retrieve it.