Meanwhile, keeping abreast of the latest developments in the case of the lactating lapdancer ...
1 posted on
08/02/2003 1:20:50 PM PDT by
SamKeck
To: SamKeck
If it is assault for a man to touch a dancer's breasts, then why isn't it entrapment for the dancer to be sitting in the man's lap, when he touches her breast?
Her bottom can touch his lap, but his hand cannot touch her breast.
Amazing.
2 posted on
08/02/2003 1:26:17 PM PDT by
Pan_Yans Wife
("Life isn't fair. It's fairer than death, is all.")
To: SamKeck
Milking it for all its worth.
3 posted on
08/02/2003 1:28:43 PM PDT by
Bonaparte
To: SamKeck
Just damn.
To: SamKeck
got milk?
6 posted on
08/02/2003 1:31:53 PM PDT by
ChadGore
(Kakkate Koi!)
To: SamKeck
Treat every breast like it's loaded.
Never draw it unless you intend to fire it.
Attend a breast safety class before taking it out of the firing range.
7 posted on
08/02/2003 1:34:24 PM PDT by
gitmo
(We have left the slippery slope and we are now in free fall.)
To: SamKeck
"Want your coffee black or with milk?"
11 posted on
08/02/2003 1:48:15 PM PDT by
Cobra64
(Babes should wear Bullet Bras - www.BulletBras.net)
To: SamKeck
Considering the possibility of her being HIV+, I wouldn't want any of her bodily fluids squirted on me
13 posted on
08/02/2003 1:51:09 PM PDT by
SauronOfMordor
(Java/C++/Unix/Web Developer === needs a job at the moment)
To: SamKeck
adding a twist to the already-bizarre case.
Mmmm...all that pulling and twisting and dripping.....and in a titty bar too.
Who would have thought it.
To: SamKeck
Does anyone doubt that she is just turning the tables (so to speak) on him, for starting this with his arguably frivolous charge? Assault by breast milk, indeed!
To: SamKeck
I'd been led to believe that most of society's objections to public breastfeeding were a thing of the past.
17 posted on
08/02/2003 1:59:22 PM PDT by
squidly
To: SamKeck
"Honest, officer...I didn't know my breasts were loaded."
"Tell it to the judge, sweetheart."
32 posted on
08/02/2003 7:30:54 PM PDT by
Jay D. Dyson
(But I can't get nothin' that can be bought, so I'll just live with what I got... Lord, forgive me.)
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