[SpinyNorman]

This reads like someone liquored-up a twelve year old, handed him/her a thesaurus and let him rant. Somehow, I can see this guy writing his name on the bathroom wall in his own feces and giggling uncontrollably over his "cleverness."

[blackdog]

If my mom was alive to see me write a column like Mr.Morford, she would break down my door and shreek her banshee temper in my ear until I wrote an apology to each person who might have read it.

Paging Mommy Morford....