The way to respond and drive Miss Morford batty is to send him copies of your small donations to George W Bush for the 2004 re-election campaign.
Well, I think we should have a pledge drive in which we agree to donate a specified amount to the re-election of the president every time Moford writes one of these columns.
What a dilemma for him! Imagine how he would feel if every time he wrote an anti-Bush column he knew that thousands of dollars would be flowing to the Republicans!
Then we could issue a press release periodically crediting Morford with a dollar amount of donations on a chart! And a thank you note!!