[Pan_Yans Wife]

Ah, but Achmed attends prayers five times a day at the mosque, where the imams preach that America is evil, and then issue fatwas, calling for the men to rise up and kill the infidels. The clerics rule the theocracies. There is no separation of church and state. Achmed has been taught by everyone, to kill the infidels. And America is the Great Satan, and Israel the Little Satan.

[Cacophonous]

Achmed may hate America. But you better believe the Imams don't tell Achmed that Americans are evil because we can drink bourbon, get haircuts, drive fast cats, eat with both hands...no, we're evil because we are not Muslim. The other stuff would mean nothing to Achmed.