Smart chicks duck sex with 'tough guys'

IOL (South Africa) ^ | 7/31/03

[bird4four4]

The way I read it, the winning male gets the virgin chick and the loser gets the used up one. How is the a score for the old hag? (ducking)

[najida]

2000-2200 square feet of rock, (some of it two story)...
About 75% I want knock-back.

Septic line is about 100 feet (yeah, yeah....just barely in legal)

[Orangedog]

I guess it could be worse. There is a fool out there who married my ex-wife. In fact, there are three other fools after me that married her. At least I had the excuse of being 19 and the first one she sharpened her claws on. The other three couldn't read the writing on the wall.

[najida]

Ya wanna see the 800 acres and the TV too?

[ChefKeith]

What kind of timeline are We looking at here?

Is that 2200sf of rock or 2200sf of floor space?

Knock down is no big deal.

[najida]

Timeline: Sometime before I need a walker, orthopedic hose and a hearing aid.

And it is 2200 floor space of house (wall space, I need to sit down and figure).

[Petruchio]

Bummer!

This is a sex thread and all I am offered is a picture of a TV.

[najida]

You missed the beer and home cooked meals.

[ChefKeith]

Get back to Me with numbers on that.

I could use a "hunting vacation" maybe We can work out a trade.

[woofer]

OK, can you lay septic lines?

How deep? I laid a lot of pipe in my younger days.

But you surprise me, najida, you apparently missed or are willingly ignoring the "share my stuff" comment. That's usually the statement that p*sses off the women that sometimes barge into my life.

[najida]

Ya gotta deal!

[rolling_stone]

You missed the beer and home cooked meals

I'll enjoy the tv, beer and home cooked meals while I supervise the "immigrants" hanging the sheet rock....brains over brawn..I've also hung a little rock including those darn heavy 12 footers....sprayed some acoustic ceilings too in my younger days...do you need the water pipes changed to copper too?

[najida]

The house is dried in with about %75 of the AC, wiring and drains done (it is a do as money and time come available project)...

As for water lines, the the main water supply pipe is in the house (I DID THAT! WOO HOO!) Just no other lines.

[SouthernFreebird]

This woman prefers the Alpha male...

[2x0]

You sound like the second most understanding woman in the world. My wife must be the first cause she still puts up with me!

[Yeti]

I have an IQ of 148 and I can bench 400lbs. I just can't win.

Wierd the was so many people absolutely love you or absolutely hate for no apparent reason, isn't it?

[JoeSixPack1]

I'm 400lbs and can bench 148! (in each fold) :-)

[<1/1,000,000th%]

Weedier, less aggressive, males are the first choice of females in some species, including coho salmon and quail, the New Scientist has reported.

Weedier???

[Fintan]

"The females may also prefer to avoid the physical abuse of mating with aggressive males," the magazine added.

 

Unless, of course, they happen to be professional athletes with huge contracts...

[PLK]

Just saying it happens to fish is not going to make it happen is "real life". You know... Real life!

Remember when Clinton was caught with his pants down and the lib media published this stupid story about some animal species thought to be monogamous that scientists found were not after all? It was supposed to be "proof" that monogamy was not "natural" or something like that. Stupid.

However, when Rush made the analogy between dolphins becoming lazy and dependent on boatloads of people on "dolphin feeding tours" (the environmentalists were trying to ban the tours) and welfare recipients not working, libs went ballistic saying you cannot compare wild animals to humans.

Typical leftists - spin anything to say what THEY want it to.